YouTubers Andrew Baena and Johnny Ciardullo clearly have an ear for some of metal's most absurd hallmarks, among them being bands' penchant for shouting ridiculous things before a breakdown hits. In a handful of separate videos, the two embraced this concept, but instead screamed a variety of pickup lines, tongue twisters and compliments in the style of the ever popular breakdown callout.
The shortest of the video clips are the two dedicated to pickup lines, and they also happen to be the funniest, mainly because the pickup lines are so mind-numbingly stupid. Here's an example: "Do you drink soda? Because you like sodalicious!" And here's another: "Did you just fart? Because you blew me away?"