Siri Is Not Your Friend—And Here’s The Proof

We’ve long suspected that Siri is working for the opposition and now we know the truth.

A young woman by the name Cecilia (@CeciMula) hit Twitter with a super quick story about her most recent embarrassment—which happened at the hands her iPhone. Apparently, in a very vulnerable moment, she’d asked Siri if her crush would ever text her and Siri took it upon herself to find out.

What’s worse? His response:

Is it just us, or are you in your settings trying to shut Siri down too?